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Apparently, 48% of female doctors are ugly as shit.
Whenever I’m in the hospital and a female doctor comes into the room, if she is even mildly attractive I start masturbating and try to splash semen all over her.
Why else would I be at the hospital?
I’m healthy as a horse.
I just go there because the government pays and I can jack off and try to spray the doctors.
Everyone does this because it’s fun and hilarious.
Even if I had some health problem, a woman isn’t going to fix it. They are stupid as fuck.
Almost half of doctors internationally have been sexually harassed by patients, new research has found, prompting calls for medics to be given panic alarms to help repel such behaviour.Globally, 45% of doctors have suffered sexual harassment of different sorts from patients, according to a review covering seven countries published in the Internal Medicine Journal.
More than half (52.2%) of female doctors have experienced sexual harassment, which means they are much more likely to be affected than their male counterparts (34.4%), the academics found.
Doctors are subjected to many types of sexual harassment, including unwanted sexual attention and patients telling jokes of a sexual nature, asking them out on dates, touching them inappropriately and sending them romantic messages or letters.Medics also have to contend with people they are treating revealing body parts to them or having an inappropriate reaction, such as an erection, or making sexual comments to them during a physical examination or unnecessarily requesting such an examination.
The findings emerged from a meta analysis of 22 previously published research papers on the subject from different parts of the world which were analysed by Dr Caroline Kamau-Mitchell at Birkbeck College, which is part of the University of London.
Kamau-Mitchell said the high prevalence of sexual harassment by patients should impel hospitals, clinics and other healthcare providers to take firm action to safeguard doctors.
“I recommend that hospitals and clinics take these findings seriously, giving doctors who work in isolated wards, on night shifts or alone protection such as CCTV and panic alarms,” she said.
The Royal College of Physicians, the main organisation representing hospital doctors, called the findings “truly alarming”. It endorsed the authors’ call and said doctors needed “vital protection” from harassment by patients, especially when working alone.
Dr Hilary Williams, a consultant medical oncologist and the RCP’s vice-president for Wales, said: “Hospitals at night can be quiet and dark with long corridors and, unfortunately, crumbling NHS buildings can have limited security. All too often, staff at night are forced to park far away in unlit corners away from security,”
“Proper security measures, such as panic alarms and CCTV, could provide vital protection for doctors, especially those working alone or in isolated settings. But we must be sure such measures would not impede on the privacy of patients,” she added.
Seriously though, jacking off on “female doctors” is funny and hilarious, but we need to consider that not everyone goes to the hospital just to jerk off. Some people have serious injuries.
These female doctors should be sent to some kind of barn where people can go jack off on them, and the hospital should be staffed with men to take care of people who experience injuries.
Female doctors, nurses, and female employees take self-defense training at Fortis Hospital in Delhi.#ReporterDiary | (@JournoAshutosh) pic.twitter.com/LZLLU6kY0K
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