In a bold move shocking to many Americans, former Congressman Matt Gaetz has undergone a dangerous procedure to splice alien DNA into his own body.
It is believed that he underwent the procedure in order to gain more power which he will use in his quest.
Matt Gaetz has a new face
— Lucky (@TheMagaHulk) January 3, 2025
Many people reacted on social media to the decision after Gaetz unveiled his transformation on his new OAN news show.
“It’s a bold move, and it may give him the edge he needs, but his face is a complete mess,” said one person. “This is why I was always skeptical of gene-splicing procedures involving alien DNA.”
“Damn, I ain’t think it be like that,” said a black gentleman.
Others asked why he would need alien DNA.
“I understand he wanted to gain more power, but what powers has he gained using this alien DNA?” asked one person. “Like, does he have telepathy now, or super strength?”
Others connected Gaetz’ decision to splice his genes with reports he has serious sex parties with underage girls.
“My n—a know them bitches love they some space d–k,” said a black. “He looking for him some alien goo out there.”
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Others suggested that Gaetz may now have the ability to defy gravity, an ability he would implement during his orgies.
“I have heard alien DNA gives people the ability to levitate. Gaetz must want to get his sex parties ‘off the ground’ with his new power,” said one person.
“Aw hell nah, he be trying to take that p—y to the roof of the mf, this n—a be trippin,” added a black.