When Trump brings in infinity Indians to take all of the American jobs, the only thing left for Americans will be taking on bounties from Nicolas Maduro.
I can imagine worse futures.
Venezuelan authorities have announced a $100,000 reward for information leading to the capture of exiled opposition candidate Edmundo González Urrutia, who insists he beat President Nicolás Maduro at the polls.Police published on social media a photo of the previously little-known ex-diplomat with the word “wanted” under the image.
He fled to Spain in September after Maduro claimed victory in the 28 July election and cracked down hard on dissent.
González, 75, vowed to return to his troubled, economically distressed country to be sworn in as president on 10 January instead of Maduro, who is due to take the oath of office that day.
Judicial officials told AFP that the wanted poster with González’s face would be displayed at airports and police checkpoints around the country.
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Venezuela declared Maduro the winner of a third six-year term in the July vote but the opposition cried foul, saying it has detailed polling station numbers that show González won handily.
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The United States and the European parliament have recognized González as “president-elect”.
This guy is on a world tour, pretending to be the president of Venezuela, despite clearly not being the president of Venezuela.
Comienza nuestra gira por América Latina. Primera parada: Argentina. https://t.co/8VqIlO6EPe
— Edmundo González (@EdmundoGU) January 2, 2025
Segunda parada ¡Nos vemos en Uruguay! https://t.co/Joh6Qw9Ujn
— Edmundo González (@EdmundoGU) January 3, 2025
I’m not endorsing anyone hunting him down to collect the bag, but I would understand why they would. Donald Trump says you’re culturally inferior because you watched too much Saved by the Bell, and you’re not allowed to have a job anymore. And people have to have money.
