Indonesia: Female Surfer Dies After Crashing Board Into Swordfish, by Andrew Anglin

Previously: US Navy Says Two Killed in Fighter-Jet Crash Were Female Pilots

Women are not fit to drive anything.

Whatever it is, they will crash it.

NBC News:

An Italian surfer died last week after being impaled by a swordfish while surfing in Indonesia, local media reported.

Giulia Manfrini, a 36-year-old from northern Italy, was in the water in Mentawai Islands Regency, an area that draws surfers from around the world, according to Indonesian news agency Antara.

“Unexpectedly, a swordfish jumped towards Manfrini and struck her squarely in the chest,” Lahmudin Siregar, acting head of the Mentawai Islands’ Disaster Management Agency, told Antara on Friday.

Giulia Manfrini was your typical female driver.

After seeing Manfrini’s signal for help, two witnesses provided first aid and took her to a local medical center, the agency reported, citing police.

Manfrini is a prominent surfer with more 27,000 followers on social media and the co-founder of AWAVE, a London-based travel company that specializes in surfing.

She was the victim of a “freak accident,” said James Colston, the company’s co-founder.

This has to be one of the funniest “female driver moments” ever.

But just remember: if you support female drivers, you support women dying. You also support whoever they crash into dying. In this case, the swordfish was likely killed for revenge, even though he was not the one driving.

Female drivers are a threat to the roads, to the skies, and to the high seas.

This week, we saw women crash a military jet, and a few weeks ago, a New Zealand woman captain destroyed a military ship by running it aground and catching it on fire.

We need to form some kind of international agency opposed to woman drivers, and we need to do it quickly.