The translation of rap songs from ebonics into English is intended to promote cross-cultural understanding. In particular, I want to promote the understanding among white people that black people, if left to their own devices, behave like tribal savages from Africa thousands of years ago.
Previous Stormer Ebonics Translations can be found here.
English translation of “Fuck My Cousin II” lyrics:
Hello, hello
We are involved in criminal activity, buddy
You are aware of this situation
We are in a gang and committing crimes, buddy
Hello, hello
If I find you talking to my enemies, I will murder you
If you click “like” on the social media posts of my enemies, I will murder you for that also
I will pay your cousin to shoot you in the back of the head
Why do you believe I am so famous?
My gang will jump on you wearing disguises
I am friends with many murderous criminals
We drive around the city in a stolen car and we are all high on narcotics
My aunt called me on Facebook and told me not to murder my cousin
However, I am so angry that if I find my cousin, I will murder him in a public place, buddy
It’s revenge for what he did to my brother
I do not appreciate those people, they do not appreciate my buddies
I am so rich, I should not be killing people
But that man insulted me, so I shot him with a 9mm handgun, and now he is wearing diapers
You were not prepared for my gang of murderers
You are so poor, you do not even own a marijuana pipe, buddy
You are very poor, buddy, do you have some serious problem?
We do not appreciate insincerity among our enemies
They cannot hide in government housing
They will call someone to visit their housing project
My friend Lonnell should be released from prison
He is the only person I care about from that particular government housing project
I got shot in the head, kudos
If people I shoot at do not die, they are forced to use colostomy bags
There is a lot of money involved here, but you are not a sincere person
I had sexual intercourse with the mother of your children while you were incarcerated, she has a large and firm buttocks
I carry a Glock handgun with a Glock switch so I can shoot people from other gangs
We are high on narcotics in the city
Other people in this city were forced to purchase Glock switches and attach them to their Glocks
We don’t use the phrase “no cap” around friends, I do not joke around with my friends
All of my enemies know I drive around with firearms and kill people
I am not trying to insult you
I hate my cousin, I informed him I was planning to murder him, but he escaped
I will kill everyone who was present when my brother was murdered
You can ask my enemies from the West side of the city, I killed two of them yesterday
A Glock with a Glock switch makes a lot of loud noise
I said I would not mention your son, and I have remained true to my word
However, I will murder his cousins
They stole large quantities of jewelry, firearms and automobiles, but did not steal any from me
I have been shot three times, please do not complain to me about getting shot, you are a coward
I will slap you with my belt, but you are still pretending you are successful
A man whose name I do not recall was shot in the stomach and called for help
A man not responsible for the shooting did not care the man was shot
There are too many police in my housing project for my gang to gather there socially
If you ask people in Chicago, you will learn that I am more popular than Kanye West, I am the greatest ever
We murder people while they are fumbling with their keys trying to get into their homes
Me and my friends are very talented rappers
I have killed all of my enemies, but I have no need to be boastful about it
