On the Democratic Conference in Chicago this morning, the get together’s Freedom Caucus unveiled a daring new initiative rebranding the Democrats—previously considered because the commissars of the hectoring nanny state and the murderous torturing genocidal spooks of the authoritarian nationwide safety state—as “The Occasion of Freedom.”
Freedom Caucus chairperson Libertas Libertas, a person who freed themselves from their actual identify in 2010, and from the tyranny of gender (via surgical procedure and chemical compounds) in 2019, says they underwent an excellent riskier philosophy-change operation on the Mayo Clinic final month—and satisfied the Democrats to do likewise. Libertas defined that the Democrats’ new pro-freedom place was made doable by a minor operation on English grammar and syntax often called preposition-change surgical procedure: “By changing ‘of’ with ‘from’ within the Invoice of Rights and the nationwide political philosophy it based, the notion of freedom turns into one thing even Democrats can embrace.”
Libertas defined that the minor transformation of “freedom of speech, press, and faith” to “freedom from speech, press, and faith” had been validated and approved by the Occasion’s proprietary Synthetic Intelligence algorithm, MagnusFrater, who will probably be changing all 9 Supreme Court docket justices throughout the upcoming Harris Administration.
“MagnusFrater knowledgeable us that the prepositions of and from are sometimes interchangeable,” Libertas continued. “For instance, in intergalactic legislation and customary speech, a ‘particular person of Earth’ and a ‘particular person from Earth’ imply exactly the identical factor, and certainly each expressions are used interchangeably as an insult all through a lot of the recognized universe.”
Libertas stated the Democrats will search to broaden “freedom from the press” by encouraging additional consolidation of mainstream propaganda media by billionaire oligarch Democrats, and by accelerating efforts to censor and torment the few remaining impartial journalists like Julian Assange, Scott Ritter, Richard Medhurst, The Grayzone, Gonzolo Lira, and Choose Napolitano. Moreover, shadowbanning will proceed to broaden, impartial journalists will probably be more and more debanked and demonetized, and lawfare efforts to bankrupt anybody who questions official tales will speed up. “By the tip of Harris’s first time period, we anticipate that full freedom from the press will lastly be a actuality, fulfilling the nightm-, I imply the goals, of the Founding Fa-, I imply, the Founding Individuals of Indeterminate Gender and Paternity.”
Libertas stated that freedom from speech will likewise intensify underneath a Democrat administration. “By ramping up our crackdown on social media, and propagandizing liberals to hate and need to silence those that disagree with them, we anticipate to make important progress liberating People normally, and Democrats specifically, from speech they don’t like.” A brand new pandemic, he added, is likely to be helpful in that regard, since those that disagree with Democrats might then be additional demonized as threats to public well being and granny-killers.
As for freedom from faith, Libertas defined that since faith is the reason for all of the world’s issues—particularly these pesky ethical legal guidelines that forestall us from fulfilling our unholiest and most wicked needs—the Democrats would proceed their efforts, at residence and overseas, to create a completely religion-free world. This freedom from faith marketing campaign, he defined, would undergird the Democrats’ roll-out of an excellent better freedom, one sadly neglected by the Founding Individuals of Indeterminate Gender and Paternity: freedom from life.
“Freedom from life, if you concentrate on it, is the last word freedom,” Libertas asserted. “And simply because it isn’t talked about within the Structure doesn’t imply we shouldn’t have it.” Libertas stated that freedom from life must be supplied to People as early as doable, ideally whereas they’re nonetheless within the womb. “The extra People who’re free of the burdens of life whereas they’re nonetheless within the womb, the higher,” Libertas stated. He added that the best to be free from life must be prolonged to post-womb People by legalizing infanticide. “Why ought to solely womb-dwelling youngsters take pleasure in freedom from life? That’s a transparent violation of the Equal Safety Clause.” He added that the Democrats would try to increase People’ proper to freedom from life even additional by legalizing and even encouraging suicide and murder in addition to infanticide.
“Like Martin Luther King, we Democrats have a dream,” Libertas grandly intoned. “We have now a dream that sooner or later each American will probably be engulfed by earth, that common demise will probably be exalted, and that each homo sapiens shall be introduced low. The crooked will probably be laid straight of their graves, the straight will probably be laid crooked, and the glory of the Lord of Dying shall be revealed as our bodies and spirit rot collectively. That is our hope. That is the religion we are going to take again with us from Chicago after we return to our large crime-and-drug-ridden coastal cities. With this religion we can hew out of the mountain of hope 333.3 million tombstones of despair.”
Libertas added: “The promise of common freedom from life is now nearer to achievement than ever earlier than in human historical past. By persevering with to free Gazans, Ukrainians, and Russians from the burden of life, and by extending that world freedom marketing campaign to China and past, we imagine that the promise of a planet utterly free from life will be absolutely realized underneath the approaching Harris Administration.”
Libertas’s ringing declaration was met by a refrain of hallelujahs from conference delegates, and marred by solely a small smattering of boos from anti-genocide protestors and different malcontents. These few remaining anti-freedom voices, Libertas identified, will probably be first in line to expertise the glories of the approaching Democratic regime of Freedom From.
