In its newest effort to fight anti-Semitism, Columbia College has constructed a separation wall round its campus and employed Israeli Protection Forces troopers to protect the checkpoints. Non-Jewish college students and professors trying to enter campus are strip-searched, menaced with assault canine, and in any other case ritually humiliated. College students suspected of being Christian are spat upon in accordance with Jewish customized.
The rising tide of anti-Semitism on campus has additionally led directors to contemplate evicting non-Jewish college students from dormitories, the place their rooms can be used to deal with Jewish college students descended from Holocaust survivors. Beneath the plan, any non-Jews who tried to stay of their dorm rooms could be bulldozed, shot, droned, or bombed.
The proposed Zero Tolerance for Antisemitism initiative would additionally outline anti-genocide protestors as terrorists. Israeli AI would comb the web, predict which college students and school members are suspected of terrorism, and remove them and their households and prolonged households and neighborhoods with US-taxpayer-supplied 2000-pound fragmentation bombs.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu hailed the separation wall as “lengthy overdue,” and demanded that the opposite measures be instantly carried out. “You need to bear in mind what Amalek has completed to you!” Netanyahu roared in yesterday’s speech earlier than the US Congress. The Israeli prime minister’s tackle was repeatedly interrupted by standing ovations and shouts of “amen” from right-wing Christian congressmen, who lined up afterwards to be spat on by the Israeli Prime Minister and his safety element.
The Anti-Defamation League issued a press release praising Columbia directors for making their campus a protected area for Jews: “The one place Jews really feel protected is Israel. If we would like Jews to really feel protected on school campuses, these campuses have to resemble Israel as a lot as attainable. We hope that different American universities comply with Columbia’s lead and Zionize their campuses, making anti-Semitism in greater schooling a factor of the previous.”
Directors will vote subsequent week on a proposal that might increase the college by expropriating neighborhoods surrounding the campus, massacring and expelling the inhabitants, and constructing Jews-only scholar and school settlements. A associated measure that might direct the IDF to kill tons of of anti-genocide college students and bulldoze them into mass graves was tabled pending additional debate.
