Great look, Angie. The Rolling Stones might write a song about the beautiful body of yours. Love the arms.
One of my core talking points about women has always been that if the most desirable men in the world can’t keep their wives from leaving them, normal men simply do not have a chance.
Brad Pitt was and probably still is the world’s number one male sex icon. He’s also got hundreds of millions of dollars.
But he couldn’t keep his marriage together.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reached a divorce settlement, her lawyer said Monday, bringing an apparent end to one of the longest and most contentious divorces in Hollywood history.Jolie’s attorney James Simon confirmed to The Associated Press that the couple had come to a deal. News of the settlement was first reported by People magazine.
“More than eight years ago, Angelina filed for divorce from Mr. Pitt,” Simon said in a statement. “She and the children left all of the properties they had shared with Mr. Pitt, and since that time she has focused on finding peace and healing for their family. This is just one part of a long ongoing process that started eight years ago. Frankly, Angelina is exhausted, but she is relieved this one part is over.”
Jolie filed for divorce in 2016, after a flight from Europe during which she alleges Pitt was abusive toward her and their children. Pitt denies the allegations. A judge in 2019 declared them divorced and single, but the splitting of assets and child custody needed to be separately settled.
This no doubt cost him a whole lot of money. What women will do is just wait you out until the legal fees are even larger than the extreme sums she is demanding. This is why some men just give half of everything immediately.
People on the internet who support women, we call them “white knights” or just “faggots,” will tell you that you can keep your wife from abandoning you by doing some specific set of things. Some will claim that you need to “be alpha,” which is the gayest thing anyone can claim.
Here is a short list of the kind of men you need to be better than – “more alpha than,” rofl – in order to ensure your wife does not take advantage of the Western system of “if you abandon your husband the government will force him to give you huge sums of money” system:
Brad Pitt (global sex icon)
Johnny Depp (global sex icon)
Tom Cruz (the other global sex icon, abandoned twice, the only global sex icon not divorced is Leo, who only dates women in their early 20s and doesn’t marry them because he’s apparently not retarded)
Jeff Bezos (richest man in the world before the divorce)
Bill Gates (another richest man)
Justin Trudeau (famous leader of Canada, sex icon)
Vladimir Putin (arguably the single most powerful man alive, though he’s probably now beaten by Xi, who is still married)
Kevin Costner (popular celebrity on one of the most popular TV shows)
Kanye West (most famous musician, billionaire)
Ben Affleck (best Batman actor)
Russell Brand (best Rumble streamer)
Paul McCartney (from the Beatles)
You can say “oh well, I’m not a nigger like Kanye or a fag like Trudeau or a drunken mess like Ben or short like Putin and Angelina was a whore and Brad never should have married her,” or whatever, but if you actually think you are more capable at managing women than than all of the most desirable men on earth, you are mentally deranged.
It’s just simply not realistic to imagine you have this kind of power. If you do believe you are categorically better at women than all of the richest, most handsome, and most powerful men on earth, then I actually have respect for that, but it is clearly insane.
I didn’t even mention the greatest man of all. Nick Cage was abanonned twice in a row before finally giving into the ultimate temptation.
She also left him, lol.
Then he married a significantly less attractive Asian woman in 2021, who hasn’t left him yet.
But now all he hears is “daddy, me want ricey, me want cheat American in online game.”
Look, bud:
It’s possible your marriage will work out. But the best thing you can do to keep it together, short of living somewhere with different divorce laws, is pray about it. You’re not going to “man up” and “be alpha” and then be so alpha (while also being the kind of faggot who actively thinks about “being alpha”) that she never gets bored, never wants to take the money and run. That simply is not something that will happen in real life.
If there was such a secret to modern Western marriage, and someone had it, they could have sold it Jeff Bezos for any amount less than $38 billion. He would have paid the person with that secret technique $37 billion to reveal it to him.
Think about it, breh.
I’m all for overestimating your own competence, but when you’re risking everything on a roll of the dice, you need to be thoughtful and realistic about the situation.
