Crazy Like a Fox: Trump's Greenland Pitch

It was back in August 2019, just about the time Democrats were wasting everyone’s time with the first fake impeachment scandal, when Donald Trump originally introduced the idea of buying Greenland from Denmark.At the time, the notion was dismissed by the pointy-headed arbiters of right and wrong known as the mainstream media, who concluded that Trump must see his presidency as an extended season of "The Apprentice." In this episode, the modern-day land baron outsmarts the Scandihoovian rubes who didn’t know the "green" in Greenland was cold hard cash.Like almost every other preconception of…